This is a chronicle of thoughts and experiences living off the grid but remaining connected to the world just 6 degrees from the arctic circle.
Friday, 29 August 2014
Home Invasion
Spring, 2013
One day last spring my husband and I were outside doing spring things when my husband said, "Where did those come from?" Two pigeons were roosting on the beams above our balcony, then three. Never before had we had any pigeons living on our farm and at first we thought it was sorta cool. At first.
Soon there were four, and finally five. They cooed and cooed - ceaselessly. We soon discovered that pigeons are rarely quiet. They had fights or played pigeon games on our metal roof making quite a racket with their large pigeon feet. But these were minor intrusions. We became alarmed when they began to make their home deep inside our roof, between the rafters, snuggled up where we never expected or wanted any critter to reside. And our little balcony had become their waste disposal system, making it most unpleasant and creating an ongoing clean-up operation.
As the summer unfolded pigeon talk became increasingly frequent. We searched the net for more information about pigeons. We discovered that their young stayed in the nest quite a bit longer than most birds, that the squabs, as they're called, are good eating, and that you can catch them at night, blinding them with a flashlight into immobility. My brother-in-law sent a website of pigeon recipes, some of which looked pretty enticing. Pigeons historically played a huge role in food production and amazing buildings were erected to house them. My husband began to do a fine imitation of the pigeon walk, getting a laugh out of our friends while we sat at the picnic table pigeon watching. But we didn't relish the idea of eating them. We didn't really want to harm them at all. We just wanted them to find a different place to live. The only answer to our dilemma was to destroy their cosy roost by completing the soffit.
We already had scaffolding in place because our planned and now completed summer project was the erection of new solar panels. So, after removing two pigeon eggs from deep inside the roof, soffit construction began. This was hard work in awkward back wrenching positions. The pigeons looked on and, as the roof began to close in, were encouraged to depart - we thought. The soffit was nearly complete, only the trim remained, when I looked up and saw pigeon feet walking on the screened in beam. (The screen was there to aerate the roof.) Now this screen was stapled in with an air gun and was strong because we had previously had a squirrel problem and they had destroyed our screen vents on the other side of the roof. We knew ordinary screen was insufficient. No way was this screen coming down! But my big hearted man grudgingly removed the screws on one panel of the soffit and out popped the pigeon. Yippie, now we could finish up and relax - we thought.
Several days later while walking past the balcony I heard an almost inaudible peep, peep, peep above my head. "I think there's baby pigeons in the roof!" I said. My husband was in denial, accused me of hearing things. But on the fourth day I again saw pigeon feet on the screen, baby pigeon feet. On looking over his well constructed soffit, the scaffolding now gone and the acrobatics required to do anything at all not exactly a pleasing thought, my husband said, "too .... bad!" We both felt terrible but also somewhat resigned to being pigeon murderers. "Good thing the grand-girls aren't here," I said, "they'd have us tearing the whole roof apart!" With this I headed off to town.
When I got home my husband announced "I got them out!"
"You did! Great! How?" I said.
"They walked on the screened beam between the rafters and reached the overhang where there's no insulation, climbed to the peak and down the other side to the old screen the squirrels wrecked and I saw one peeping out the hole. So I made the hole bigger and out one flew, then the other. They're both in the barn loft now."
From our point of view, a happy ending to the pigeon invasion. From the pigeon's point of view? Well they still visit, roosting on the solar panels and doing their thing, but it seems they've found somewhere to winter in the barn. Their babies remained in the loft until they could fly better. You could practically walk right up to them. They just remained frozen in place. But I know they survived because I saw seven pigeons circling the barn just the other day. And, if their future numbers become too great, well, even we have our limit. There's always that pigeon recipe website.
Update 2014
The pigeons are thriving, maybe better than we'd like. They now number 16 and we're thinking about building a roost to harvest their awesomely good droppings for garden fertilizer. I did say "thinking" though. We have tons of easily accessible sheep manure which makes bird dropping collection seem a bit too much like one of those make work projects. Back to the squab idea, maybe...
Saturday, 9 August 2014
Bumbling Through Honeyberry Wine
Wine making time! Fifteen pounds (give or take) of honeyberries were thawed and ready to use so into my primary fermentor bucket they went. (This is basically a white plastic garbage can purchased in a wine supply store but I suspect any plastic garbage can never used for anything else would work fine.) I use a recipe for raspberry wine, originally from the "Wine Art Recipe Booklet, Metric Addition, but with adjustments and notes to self I've made over the past three years. The original recipe was metric, which I have a hard time coping with, so I re-wrote it using my conversion calculator into pounds, quarts, cups, teaspoons, etc.
To the fruit I added 22 cups of sugar; 2 1/2 teaspoons of yeast nutrient; 10 crushed Campden tablets; 2 1/2 teaspoons of strong steeped black tea (substitute for grape tannin); 5, oops, 2 1/2 teaspoons of Vinacid (acid blend for fruit wines - a combo of citric, malic, and tartaric acids); and 11 quarts of hot water - then stirred to dissolve the sugar. The "oops" on the Vinacid occurred because I didn't have enough, needed 5 t, had 2 1/2, so I improvised and added one Tablespoon of lemon juice. This was the first of several glitches that came my way.
My recipe calls for 22 quarts of water, the second 11 to be added cold. But I like to check the specific gravity after the 16th quart of water is added. Starting specific gravity should be from 1.085-1.090. To increase specific gravity add more sugar, to decrease add more water. Here's where I ran into my second glitch, I simply could not remember how to read a hygrometer! So off to the internet where I found a very clear explanation at this site.
How To Use Hygrometer To Check Specific Gravity Of ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cy53yhOk8c
Now honeyberries are quite tart so when I read the hygrometer I wasn't surprised that I needed to add more sugar so I did until the hygrometer reading was 1.090. Then I noticed that the sugar wasn't totally stirred in! Stirred it in and the reading changed so I had to add more water to get the reading correct again. Now satisfied, I added 2 1/2 teaspoons of peptic enzyme powder. The mash was still too hot to add the yeast so I went to a friend's house to borrow some Vinacid, came home and added it so hopefully the lemon juice I added won't cause an imbalance.
So I looked at my wine mash and began thinking the berries were not sufficiently crushed. I wanted to get as much juice as possible from the berries, after all that's where the flavour comes from, so I washed up to my elbows and plunged in, squeezing berries with my hands (previous practice from goat milking) - and guess what! The hygrometer reading changed once again! Had to add more sugar. Yeast is supposed to be added when the thermometer reads from 21 - 23C. This just wasn't going to happen. It was over 28 outside and nearly as hot inside so no wonder. Finally I sprinkled 2 packets of wine yeast on top. I felt pretty safe doing this because it felt cool to the touch, much cooler than the liquid for bread making when I add yeast to it. I put a plastic bag over the top, stirred it daily, and began checking the hygrometer reading at day 4. By day 5 the reading was 1.030. Time to strain out the pulp into a fine mesh bag and squeeze out as much juice as possible. This was a big chore, husband not at home to help with lifting, holding, pouring so I did the dip with a sieve into the mash, dump into the bag, squeeze, empty bag, and repeat until it was done. This proved to be quite messy and a lot of clean-up was required. They must use honeyberries in natural dyes cause it's sure hard to get off walls and floors!
I discovered a part missing from one of my fermentation locks so could only use the big carboy and one jug, had to dump about 3 quarts of starter wine that wouldn't fit. But it's all working now! Will rack in 10 days (siphon off and dump the sludge at the bottom, wash the carboy and re-fill - the wine reduces in quantity as the sludge is removed eliminating the extra jug). I'll rack again in a month, then wait until it clears and stops fermenting. Then I'll wash the bottles with a sterilizing solution, rinse, and siphon the wine from the carboy into the bottles and cork. I'll taste some then but a little age is better so down into the root cellar it will go until, well .... until I can't wait any more.
Tuesday, 29 July 2014
Honeyberry Bonanza
Here's how it all began...
"How many honeyberries would it take to make a batch of wine?" said my friends who were at the time overwhelmed by masses of honeyberries hanging from their tall, overladen honeyberry bushes.
"I'd need about 15 pounds," I said. "What are honeyberries anyhow?"
So, here's what I learned about honeyberries from my friends. They bloom really early and the blossoms are quite frost hardy. The berries arrive early in the season, make good jam and are pretty tart. They're purple, elongated globes with very small seeds and we have millions of them!!!
I also looked them up on Wikipedia and learned that their Latin name is Lonicera caerulea and that honeyberries are a honeysuckle deciduous shrub native throughout the cool temperate Northern Hemisphere (in other words, home sweet home).
A few days later my friends arrived with a pail of honeyberries. "These are for you to do whatever you want," they said. "We'll bring you some more for wine in a day or two." And they did - three more pails, each weighing 7 pounds! Wow! Thank-you to my good friends! So I put 15 pounds in the freezer (freezing the fruit helps extract the juice) and the rest in a big pot on the stove.
Now "honeyberry" is a bit of a misnomer because honey is not the first thing that strikes your mind when you pop one in your mouth. They have a grape-like texture and a bit of a bite. But additional sugar, a little more than I use for rhubarb juice (which is 1 cup/litre for a concentrate that with added water makes 2 litres of very refreshing juice - a summer time favourite here), and the result was yummmmmy! I strained off the pulp and bottled the juice for syrup, but the pulp still looked pretty good so I decided to try for fruit leather. I simmered the pulp for a short time with some added honey, pressed it into a thin (less than 1/4 inch) layer on 2 cookie sheets on top of some parchment paper, and baked it for hours and hours at the lowest setting on my oven (170F). I finally decided it was never going to lose its stickiness so I took it out, left it on the parchment, cut it into strips, and rolled up my leather. Talk about delicious! I'm storing it in the fridge, since I have no idea how long it will keep, and giving pieces to everyone that comes by.
Now I'm torn. I was planning on getting another black current bush for my berry garden but honeyberries may be a better choice. The black currents have been sporadic producers and I haven't had a lot of luck with them (ahhh but I love black current jam!). It may be time to dig up and replace some non or poor producers in my berry garden. Next year....
Will be making the wine soon and when it's done, if it's tasty, I'll share the recipe.
Suspect Ancestry
We were relaxing at a BBQ after a long hot day in the sun. Our neighbor's little girl was trying hard not to stare at my bare feet and green toes, but not succeeding very well.
I smiled and said, "They're Hobbit feet. You know Hobbits? Like in 'The Lord of the Rings', Hobbit feet, short, square, green."
"Naa," her Dad said, "they're not Hobbit feet. Hobbits have longer toes, and their feet are hairy and really big compared to the size of their body. You definitely don't have Hobbit feet. But they are pretty weird ones."
"Girl Hobbits are different," I said, "no hair, green, smaller."
"Ahh, come on, you're not a Hobbit!".
"No, you're right, I'm not, but my great grandmother was," I said, "so I'm part. I got the feet from her I guess."
The little girl listened to all this, eyes wide, taking it all in. It's not everyone who gets to meet someone who's part Hobbit. In the end I did own up to the truth. I admitted my toes were grass stained from walking behind the mower. Nevertheless I wouldn't be surprised if she still thinks my great grandma was a Hobbit.
Wednesday, 23 July 2014
Barn Swallow Luck
The day after I took this pic these babies left the nest. Until they got good at flying they perched on my Christmas lights and waited for mom and dad to feed them. Now a new nest is being built above my front window for the next batch of babies to hatch.
Tuesday, 22 July 2014
A Series of Questions
When will we ever learn?
What ever happened to unbiased media reporting?
When did news reporting become headline grabbing sensationalism?
How can a person trust the news when it is so obviously slanted?
How can politicians in any country be trusted when they jump to convenient conclusions prior to getting the facts?
How can blame for any act of terror be placed on the country that supplied the weapons when every major country in the world profits from the sale of armaments?
Why must countries meddle in the politics of other countries, taking both overt and covert action to further their own agenda?
Why can't an embargo be placed on the arms dealers who supply weapons of war to anyone who will pay?
Why can't we realize that there's more than one side to every story, not just the side that promotes our own economy or ideology?
Why do we promote endless war?
When will we understand that God isn't on any country's side?
How often have we discovered, years later, that we supported the wrong side of a conflict?
Must history always repeat itself?
Why can't we figure out that violence begets violence, that nothing will ever be solved by violence?
Is there any hope for the future of the human race?
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn????
What ever happened to unbiased media reporting?
When did news reporting become headline grabbing sensationalism?
How can a person trust the news when it is so obviously slanted?
How can politicians in any country be trusted when they jump to convenient conclusions prior to getting the facts?
How can blame for any act of terror be placed on the country that supplied the weapons when every major country in the world profits from the sale of armaments?
Why must countries meddle in the politics of other countries, taking both overt and covert action to further their own agenda?
Why can't an embargo be placed on the arms dealers who supply weapons of war to anyone who will pay?
Why can't we realize that there's more than one side to every story, not just the side that promotes our own economy or ideology?
Why do we promote endless war?
When will we understand that God isn't on any country's side?
How often have we discovered, years later, that we supported the wrong side of a conflict?
Must history always repeat itself?
Why can't we figure out that violence begets violence, that nothing will ever be solved by violence?
Is there any hope for the future of the human race?
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn????
Sunday, 13 July 2014
Earth's Lament
I wrote this poem while sitting in a parking lot staring at pavement waiting for my husband.
Earth's Lament
by Mary Lynn Tipton
Earth's Lament
I am the earth and I need to breathe,
Feel the wind through my grasses and the leaves of my trees,
Wake fresh in the morning with the dew on my chest,
Wrinkle, roll and stretch from the east to the west,
Bathe in the rain and bask in the sun,
Shine in the moonlight when my workday is done.
I am the earth and I must see the sky,
Deprive me of this, I'll get sick, I could die.
You cover me in black, build parking lots and roads,
Reshape my body for your diamonds and gold,
Draw out fluids from deep within my bowels,
Mine my skin, plug my veins, make air and water foul.
You harvest my forests and the rains fail to come;
You puzzle on this but when all's said and done
You don't change your ways or notice me crying,
I must be renewed! I am sick, I am dying!
I am the earth and I need to breathe,
Feel the wind through my grasses and the leaves of my trees,
Wake fresh in the morning with the dew on my chest,
Wrinkle, roll and stretch from the east to the west,
Bathe in the rain and bask in the sun,
Shine in the moonlight when my workday is done.
I am the earth and I must see the sky,
Please remember these things, I don't want to die.
by Mary Lynn Tipton
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